fml

fml; IM for Fuck My Life for short; as in lol for Laughing Out Loud; or when something doesnt go the way you've planned; or when something screws up; used to describe how shitty something is, or how angry you are.

"The police caught them with the booze & confiscated all of it" - "fuck my life, no way are you kidding? FUCK ME, fml man. fuck my life"

by twentyDecHouse July 17, 2009

fml

fine malt liquor

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

FML

An acronym for 'fix my leg'.

I just tripped down 45 flights of stairs. FML.

by It's Over 9000! June 2, 2010

FML

FML means Feed My Lama

Zoo Keeper - Oops! I forgot to feed the lama in the petting zoo, FML
Worker - O.K then boss

by Sbubpy December 23, 2010

FML

Feeling Mighty Lousy

I was backing out of my driveway, and I ran over my cat... FML

by Edna Thompson August 21, 2009

fml

Freak mutan lizards

d00d! fml! sweet!

by AmberApparatu$ June 22, 2008

fml

Full of mayo

Dude, you are so fml

by spudart October 6, 2011