Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.
Jimmy left his flying fuck in the wagon, and now he has none. He can no longer give a "flying fuck", as he has none.
by Norman "GIR" Lalonde August 17, 2004
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No other monsters can be worshiped before Him (after is fine, just use protection).
The only Monster deserving of capitalization, other monsters are inferior to Him, unworthy of capitalization.
Even Christians have accepted that He has more balls than their god.
His first and most holy disciples were the pirates, who
(contrary to what the old age Christians would tell you) traveled the world and gave children candy.
Unfortunately, the number of pirates are shrinking, causing global warming and other natural disasters to rise.
Some places still have pirates, like Somalia, which has the lowest carbon emissions of any country, coincidence?
He, in His infinite wisdom, created the Eight "I'd really rather you didn't s", the holy tenets of the Pastafarian religion.
For example: "I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to His Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable."
When one dies, they will be with Him in heaven, along with a Stripper factory and a Beer Volcano.
R'amen.
No other monsters can be worshiped before Him (after is fine, just use protection).
The only Monster deserving of capitalization, other monsters are inferior to Him, unworthy of capitalization.
Even Christians have accepted that He has more balls than their god.
His first and most holy disciples were the pirates, who
(contrary to what the old age Christians would tell you) traveled the world and gave children candy.
Unfortunately, the number of pirates are shrinking, causing global warming and other natural disasters to rise.
Some places still have pirates, like Somalia, which has the lowest carbon emissions of any country, coincidence?
He, in His infinite wisdom, created the Eight "I'd really rather you didn't s", the holy tenets of the Pastafarian religion.
For example: "I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to His Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable."
When one dies, they will be with Him in heaven, along with a Stripper factory and a Beer Volcano.
R'amen.
On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.
"If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back."-Bobby Henderson
"If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back."-Bobby Henderson
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WARNING - this is a very advanced sex maneuver that only those with the proper training should even consider to attempt
The move starts out with a guy and a girl having sex doggie style
The man initiates the move by lifting up the girl and spinning her above his head like one tosses pizza crust before they cook it - After thoroughly spinning the female around his head (in order to make her fully dizzy) the guy proceeds to stop her, grab her mid-region, and drop her body onto his erect penis penetrating one of her various bodily orifices and immediately ejecting his secret sauce into the previously stated orifice
The move starts out with a guy and a girl having sex doggie style
The man initiates the move by lifting up the girl and spinning her above his head like one tosses pizza crust before they cook it - After thoroughly spinning the female around his head (in order to make her fully dizzy) the guy proceeds to stop her, grab her mid-region, and drop her body onto his erect penis penetrating one of her various bodily orifices and immediately ejecting his secret sauce into the previously stated orifice
Fred: "Dude i saw a video of some guy doing the Flying Pizzaria - that chick couldn't walk right for a week!"
Roger: "haha yea i tried doing that once, but im not up to that level yet"
Roger: "haha yea i tried doing that once, but im not up to that level yet"
by ATMC April 15, 2010
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dude you tried to steal my girlfriend
man shes my girlfriend now and i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings
dude you jerkhole i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings either
man shes my girlfriend now and i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings
dude you jerkhole i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings either
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Yesterday during our game of Horse A.C. elimated all three contestants by completing "The Flying Potter". It was so amazing that no one even dared attempt it, they all just walked off the court.
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B: "Check out Massage Situation by Flying Lotus."
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