2 definitions by Norman "GIR" Lalonde

David Chapelle,(an expert in this field of study) readily defines this word as “Purple Drink in the
back of the fridge” According to popular studies, the term “Drink” indicates a beverage which
has been made with less then 25% actual juices. They are usually inexpensive and very high in
sugar. A certain amount of racism has been spreading about the word drink, saying that African
American people drink drink, and Caucasians drink juice. However, it has been proven that the
occasional white man enjoys a good drink every now and then.
Why have Sunny D when there is a perfectly good drink in the back?
by Norman "GIR" Lalonde January 28, 2006
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Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.
Jimmy left his flying fuck in the wagon, and now he has none. He can no longer give a "flying fuck", as he has none.
by Norman "GIR" Lalonde August 18, 2004
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