Gutter Flush

When you are fixing your roof and choose to take a dump in the gutter.
I had to go really bad so I did a gutter flush.
by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017
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Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.
I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.
by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010
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Russian Flush

Taking a rather large turd and leaving it in the toilet for someone unsuspecting to find because you forgot to flush.
Who left the "russian flush" in the toilet.....Makenna........
by Wittyunprdctbletalnt&natrlgame January 13, 2020
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reverse flush

The result of making a large, forceful, and explosive deposit into a toilet, causing the water in the bowl to splash back on your ass.
That king-sized chimichanga from The Alamo had me doing the reverse flush the minute I got home.
by mrs_equator September 23, 2006
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Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.
"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."
by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013
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candy flush

The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.
Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!
by WSoP class of 2014 October 22, 2013
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Knoydart Flush

Used mainly in the UK with several regional varioations possible. (1) A post-coital reddening of the face and neck. A blush suggesting a recent knee-trembler or severe embarrassment. (2) In card games: 5 entirely unrelated cards. (3) 'The Knoydart Flush' were a East Scottish folk rock act, featuring members from Siege Engine and Tayport Conversion.
"Ain't he got a right Knoydart Flush?" Could be used in a West Country accent to suggest the embarrassment or recent sexual activity.
by Socketloon October 24, 2008
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