flippant

Marked by disrespectful levity or casualness; pert.

John, I believe you are being rather flippant now. Which is to say that you are marked by disrespectful levity or casualness, you pert little thing, you.

by BleezeMonkey September 6, 2003

Flappy Bird

flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.

"yo what's your high score on flappy bird"

"shut the fuck up"

by I'm flappybird's bitch February 4, 2014

flappy crack

a loose, worked, and utterly stretched out ass crack due to multiple simultaneous penis insertions administered daily.

That girl has the worst flappy crack ive ever seen. I didnt even know when my dick was in her ass.

by bublife March 29, 2011

muddy flipper

Tickling an anus with your elbow at a 45 degree angle in such a way that your arm resembles a flipper

Your son came home from the second mile charity and asked, "mom what is a muddy flipper and why did Jerry Sandusky want to give me one?"

by major Nonsense November 18, 2011

Flipper Phenomenon

The feeling of disappointment an adult experiences upon revisiting a favorite childhood film or television show and realizing that it is, and always has been, an enormous pile of shit with no hope for redemption. Nevertheless, some aesthetically retarded Hollywood producer will inevitably try to remake it someday.

Guy 1: I just watched Red Dawn on TNT... remember that one from the 80's? Where the Supreme Soviet gets a wild hair up its ass and decides to invade Colorado for no apparent reason?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I loved that movie as a kid! Did it hold up after all these years?

Guy 1: No way, dude... total Flipper Phenomenon!

by Pavlov's Cat March 16, 2011

Flappy Bappies

Condition: Occurs when a chick lays on her back and her tits fall into her armpits.

Man, that girl looked good at the bar. But, sure enough when I got her home and tossed her on the bed, Flappy Bappies: Tits-in-armpits.

by Wyatt Herb July 21, 2010

Flapper

A young woman, especially one in the 1920s who showed disdain for conventional dress and behavior. And yes, flapper's still exist today, you just have to look harder to find them.

That speak-easy on the corner was loaded with flappers!

Look how short that girl's hair and skirt are! She's a total flapper!

by angryangryagnes May 19, 2005