Brimmed Fluke

A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".
Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.
by Fuqtoo February 02, 2023
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Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing
Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs
by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019
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Fluke

A fluke is someone who runs game on others and has trippy ways.
Alexis is a fluke, we had an appointment last night and she didn't pitch.
by McGwire December 23, 2018
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Fluke

SOMEONE WHO FLAKES ON PLANS EVERY CHANCE HE GETS
ex: Fluke = MIKEY LEDERMAN
by MIKEY LEDERMAN IS A FLUKE FUCK February 03, 2017
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Fluke

To roll a blunt completely wrong. To mess up.
Did he really just fluke that field goal?
Come on now, who fluked the wood?
by That’s him July 09, 2021
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Fluke

A fluke is something you do by accident that’s really incredible but you can’t replicate it/ do it again for nothing or anyone else.
When You kick the basket ball off the mountain top and it went through a basketball rim net . It was nothing but a fluke. Can you believe someone edit rim to room while I just got done reading it ? Can you believe it. Now re read everything once you done typing. That’s call proof reading.
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Fluke

Fluke is a YouTuber that uploads loads of furry content (also he vlogs)
Fluke is a YouTuber

Fluke is the furry YouTuber

Fluke is a furry
by TotallyNotRift April 29, 2021
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