fluckery

(fluhk-uh-ree) Noun
1. Knee-jerk, insincere and/or uninvited praise, back-patting or flattery on facebook or any social media that strangers leave for other strangers that they want to ingratiate themselves to and/or bang.

Also, flucker
(fluhk-er) Verb
1. To flatter insincerely on social media in hopes of engaging the recipient; to engage in fluckery.
Noun
2. One who engages in fluckery.

There was an avalanche of fluckery for that milf's selfie.

by Baron Von Goolo May 17, 2014

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012

flaker

Is someone who always makes plans to attend a event and comes up with a pathetic excuse to bail out every time.

1. Tucker made plans to go to Vegas, then bailed on me last minute. What a flaker.....

2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.

by hectorbg February 11, 2010

fluke

can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.

Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!

by bskillzz April 3, 2006

Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.

by shaq3212 March 18, 2013

fluke

1. Used in describing a situation, instance, or object of chance, surprise, or perplexity.

2. A company that makes electronic testing equipment to measure voltage, amperage, ohms, and other such like things.

1. What the fluke!? That was a fluke.

2. I just bought a fluke meter, now I can test the voltage of these batteries.

by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006

Flurker

Someone who goes onto an opposition website or forum with the express intention of causing furore for their own gratification

That guy that come on our forum more than his own to wind us up.
Aye the boys a flurker!!!

by BigMc1965 May 28, 2011