flossy posse

maddie, taylor, lexi, and grace - the best gal pals in the world

the flossy posse is on the prowl today!

by abbybeats March 28, 2024

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flossy mama

A girl that you feel that she is a bag of chips great

Mrs grey is a total flossy mama

by Brickman1982 August 15, 2019

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an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!

by Quaffee May 16, 2010

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Flossy

A person who is the first to commit to a heavy responsibility only to immediately abandon all responsibility and deny any liability to the commitment.

P1: Phillis had that baby ya know.
P2: …….
P1: Then Flossy came out, ran to Mexico not a single fuck.

P2: Classic Flossy
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P1: That Flossy kicked out Alan while paralyzed from the accident. Guy couldn’t even move hardly.

P2:Why?? TF!?!??
P1: Got her government check in and to clear house she accused him of going through her shit and stealing.

P2: Mrs smith must smoke crack

Origin: Slang in rv parks; traced to the 1980s strip club scene-Flossy had a baby to make Prego money then sold the baby for a car. 40 years later takes the son in to nurse back to health after 2 days has a breakdown and throws him out just to say she did it twice. It’s ok mom you can smoke meth in private. Just because I said no doesn’t mean I’m going to tell on you. You tell on yourself. Fuck you Flossy

by ÀB0mB October 6, 2025

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