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Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
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Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.
Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.
by Mister first class January 11, 2021
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Floridian alligator biting

When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.
I went Floridian Alligator Biting with Jen and she broke up with me after.
by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021
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Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021
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Floridaography

Friend
Hey did you hear about floriography?
Me
You mean floridaography?
Friend

No are u dumb
Me

look it up its a ography on florida people wrestling alligators and fighting kangaroos
Floridaography is a study on how Florida people act
by Darknight7250 May 2, 2021
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Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate
Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good
by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021
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