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Ticket Flicker

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.
Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?
by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010
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Clit flicker

A guy who is a girl repellent at a party or just in general. Once a clit flicker opens his mouth, all babes and grenades alike flee the premises, just as if he violently flicked their clitoris'.
Hottie: "soooo I think this party is getting lame and we should get out of here ;) "

Ralph "oh alright well let's go to-"

Kev "HEYY WOMAN WHAS YOUR NAME! Ha! THIS BEEAR IS GOOD EY IM FROM AUUSTRALIA AND VERY LOUD"

(girl leaves)

Ralph: Kev, you fuckin clit flicker.
by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012
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Poo-flakes

also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
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The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.
by simpsont106 May 18, 2021
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flaker

A person who bails out on a commitment at the very last minute.
Tim is such a flaker. I can't believe that he bailed out the very last minute! I'm definitely not inviting him to hang out next time.
by Zain Cheng February 17, 2006
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flaked

to decide to "bail" or leave at the last minute
dude he totally flaked
he flaked out on us
by one cool bitch February 24, 2006
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flake

hey we going to get some flake for your birthday lad, its well strong but its pricey a hundred quid a gram
by merlin sheets July 31, 2012
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