The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant
by SquashFox May 11, 2016

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!
by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023

by LexXi910 March 2, 2021

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023
