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Irish Fleshlight

The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant
O'Hurlihan: Oh boy'o I was so lonely last night I had to use an Irish Fleshlight
by SquashFox May 11, 2016
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Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
by dunna6767 December 11, 2020
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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medieval fleshlight

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
by anonymous September 1, 2021
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Fleshlight

Things guys stick their dicks in when they're lonely and want to cum
Aight homies, I'ma go home and use my fleshlight
by ....your-local-gay.... May 20, 2023
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expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023
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