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Irish Fleshlight

The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant
O'Hurlihan: Oh boy'o I was so lonely last night I had to use an Irish Fleshlight
by SquashFox May 11, 2016
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Fleshlight

A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.
Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
by dunna6767 December 11, 2020
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
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fleshlight

a flashlight with a plastic pussy/anus instead of a light
person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy
by fagrat42424 October 4, 2023
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Fleshlight

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
by Lame Horse December 8, 2024
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Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.
*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025
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