Laughterwards

A TV show, Film or situation that was not really funny or marginally funny that for whatever reason is much funnier aftwrwards.

You have to watch Portlandia, but it's a laughterwards, so just give it a chance to kick in.

by TempusfugitXXIV December 6, 2016

slaughter

The sickest last name ever.

Her last name was Slaughter! Of course she was awesome!

by misslaughter June 1, 2011

slaughter-faced jackson

A synonym for being intoxicated, shit-faced, drunk, and etc.

A drinker's version for Uncle Sam, "he wants YOU to drink"

Swear to god I'm getting slaughter-faced jackson tonight.

I am going to have a meeting with slaughter-faced jackson at the party.

by Swear2God! April 23, 2008

slaughter

A female who engages in countless sexual activities with many different people,inlcuded,but not limited to; coworkers,classmates,bosses,friends,etc....

Man,I hate that girl Jaimey,she's a real slaughter!

by D.A./Duracell July 4, 2005

slaughter an hour

to masturbate.

man1:what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is away?
man2:probibly slaughter an hour or two.

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Laughtermath

The feeling you get after laughing so hard, it kind of hurts and you have to wipe the tears from your eyes.

John was showing off his new bar tricks and ended up spilling his beer on his crotch, we were all laughing so hard, the laughtermath was pretty bad everyone hurt

by Chad was here September 15, 2017

text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off

Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man

by stangz1 February 8, 2009