When a person wants to make an excuse for his or her stupidity, but wants to make others laugh in the process, so as to take attention away from his or her own dumbass behavior. And, if you're apologizing for your own cranial flatulence (similar to a brain fart), and the person you're speaking to doesn't understand the terminology, you can (temporarily, at least) feel better about your own level of intelligence.
Dude: Wanna come drink with me this weekend?
Chick: Duh...I'm gonna be in New York!
Dude: Oh yeah...sorry...cranial flatulence!
Chick: What???
Dude: Never mind...you wouldn't understand (Secretly feels much better about himself).
Chick: Duh...I'm gonna be in New York!
Dude: Oh yeah...sorry...cranial flatulence!
Chick: What???
Dude: Never mind...you wouldn't understand (Secretly feels much better about himself).
by Pipsqueakier May 5, 2006
The inhability to stop farting. Bowl out of control. People with this syndrome usually don't have many friends. People with this syndrome are advised not to opperate heavy machinery.
by LadyWereWolf June 14, 2004
These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart
john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.
john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.
john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.
by fathead431 January 10, 2010
Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.
by nickaboo8419 July 2, 2010
Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.
Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.
by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008
A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006