flapjack

eating out a bitch while she's droppin a deuce aka: the female blumpkin

ever since we got on the same poop schedule, she'll give me a blumpkin then i'll give her a flapjack.

by Flapjack Joe April 24, 2008

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut December 25, 2007

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

flapjack

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 16, 2005

Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

Flapjacker

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.

Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!

by Pancake Fluffer April 4, 2011