flapjack

eating out a bitch while she's droppin a deuce aka: the female blumpkin

ever since we got on the same poop schedule, she'll give me a blumpkin then i'll give her a flapjack.

by Flapjack Joe April 25, 2008

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 04, 2004

Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut November 25, 2007

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD December 07, 2007

flapjack

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 07, 2005

Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 09, 2007