Fishster

An offshoot of the men's hipster style movement, identified by dressing in fisherman inspired clothing in an urban environment.

A Fishster looks like he just got back from working the docks, or several months at sea searching for whale blubber. Tight jeans, pea coat, knit hat, facial hair, and possible vest.

by DGotham April 28, 2011

tornado fighter

A delusional taxi driver from a large city in the American Southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. For years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.

The tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for massive bandwith usage after his website was FARKed in Jan 2004.

by King Ahid July 17, 2004

wailing fisherman

A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)

After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.

by cx99 December 28, 2009

Thomas Fisher

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying

That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher

by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019

Social Media Fisherman

A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.

SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.

Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate

Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!

Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt

If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy

by thetruthoftheilluminati September 8, 2015

A spicy fisherman

Noun, millennial, derogatory, insult

‘The spicy fishermen’ were a nordic-texan folk choir that rose to prominence in the early 1960’s and are largely credited with the grassroots lagom-arizona oil balladry movement. The farm ballad ‘Vikt clodhopper’ is featured on social media platform ‘TikTok’ and has resulted in the term ‘spicy fisherman’ seeing widespread use in millenial pop culture.

The term was previously used by nordic-texan folk critics in the 1960’s and 70’s to denigrate emotionally sensitive, obese or large statured, vegan males who do not contribute in a farm environment. Millenial use is more widespread but is generally a derogatory term for large statured males, those with questionable but highly advertised food intolerances, or those with enhanced emotional reactions to the outdoors.

Boy 1 (large statured): “Gripes it’s granny slappin’ good to get all gussied up and head big smoke for the honky tonk, i feel high cotton!”

Boy 2: “Yapp down ya spicy fisherman,

‘dem britches are hankerin’ for a beatin”

by sqwiggle June 16, 2020

keyboard fighter

Someone who starts fights with people over the computer. (on AIM, myspace, facebook, etc.). Most of the time it's someone who won't do anything to hurt you in person, and would pussy out if you ever came up to them.

Chris: Yesterday this kid named "young scrappy" messaged me on myspace and tryed to start with me.

Brian: Did he look tough?

Chris: Nahh, just another bitchy little keyboard fighter.

by czgetmoney March 1, 2009