Fibtastic

Fib-tas-tic

A sarcastic exclamation intended to sound like and pass for "fantastic!" directed at liar when perpetrating a brilliant yet obvious lie;mainly a lie that has intentions to create awe-striking praise and/or elated ego booting response for themselves

Every person has dealt head on with fibtastic people.

Dude at bar: "My penis is bigger than anyone elses in here not to mention I am smarter, wealthier, better looking and have the best personality.So you wanna come back to my place?"

Me: "Wow, That's fibtastic!!!!!Ah, no."

Dude: * awestruck and dumbfounded,it goes right over his head*

(this actually happened, so I think I made this word up).

by LuxxxNoir January 25, 2011

rusty fishstick

When a sailor fucks a bloody pussy with a burnt, day old fishstick, and then his own cock.

Nick said he's gonna rusty fishstick your mom.

by Zabeth John May 10, 2014

Provean Fishsticker

a straight male who talks to girls/whales only and has no known male friends

That kid Brian sure is a provean fishsticker because I only ever see him talking to fat chicks

by Joethafarmer April 5, 2015

alexander fishstick

Lube your dick with fish oil. Finger the girl in the asshole so she gets real horny. Now, place your dick in her mouth while still fingering her in the ass. Before you cum, you kick her in the vagina and say, "Go choke on a sausage!" The funny thing is, she is choking on a sausage, yours!

My boyfriend alexander fishsticked me last night. It felt good until he kicked me in the vagina!

by Jakob124124 May 4, 2008

fishstick

When one wipes his or her fingers along his or her's crotch pits after intercourse, and wipes the sex-sweat along the upper lip of their partner, leaving a smell and a half that'll never leave.

Mary fishsticked Sean.
He smelt fish for weeks

by Gib Niblets July 16, 2007

Fishsticking

The act of trying to be another person who is dating the love of your life.

Wow he's fishsticking!

by Spy Fox February 5, 2010

Fishsticks

The most disgusting food on the planet.

EW Fishsticks are crapaflapnasti!

by TheKittenConspiracy January 30, 2019