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firemans troff

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence
"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"
by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008
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PK Fire

A video game move in Smash Bros, where a small kid with an annoyingly high pitch reiterates the words "PK Fire," to show the gamers that juveniles are just as dangerous as anthropomorphic characters and Italians.
Any Character: Imma yeet on you now
Ness: PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire!
by A4 Page January 28, 2019
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first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
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Firesexual

Firesexuals are a cult that worship lesbian shoulders. Our supreme leader, who goes by Tash, will save us. Tash's lesbian shoulders give us power and will restore humanity.
"lesbian shoulders!"

"The Firesexuals will rise!!"
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Liquid Fire Shit

A primarily liquid shit, (at least 80%), that comes out of one's asshole feeling reminiscent of molten lead.

These often occur a day or so after ingesting large quantities of spicy food, such as one might do in a Habanaro Pepper eating contest, supplemented with the ingestion of large amounts of liquid, such as at a Habanero Pepper eating contest. The result is an unusually liquidy shit that feel like someone is blowing out your pipes with lava, (technically magma, while still in your rectum).

Needless to say, these shits do not invoke the normal feeling of self-gratification that comes with dumping one's load. On the contrary, it often leaves the shitter's asshole with a terrible burning sensation. This is complimented by the fact that, due to the highly liquid nature of the shit, it oftentimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the mess, leaving the user with a burning AND raw asshole, as well as dozens of annoying dingleberries. The shit is often discolored, and the aftermath is simply a disgusting pool of red or greenish-brown liquid in your toilet bowl. The stench, even with fans, can often last for 17-36 hours.
If you don't want to live through taking a liquid fire shit, avoid pepper eating contests, and large quantities of Mexican food.
by Quacker1 February 19, 2008
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fire dropping

When an individual (usually a close friend) always has to let you know that they are hanging out with someone who works in someway with a highly sought after Fire Department.
Hey dude hanging with LA City guys right now
God no one cares. Your always Fire dropping kook.
by Slayingthebeast November 27, 2014
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