Some hoe that thinks her 2,000 followers constitutes labeling herself as a public figure. This bitch takes 2 hours to post one photo about how you can use her promo code to get 15% off on Proactive MD, if you find yourself scrolling through a public figure 9 out of 10 times you’ll see a photo of this hoe posing next to a wall with angel wings.
“A company DM’d me about sponsoring their product”
“OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BECOME A PUBLIC FIGURE!!!”
“OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BECOME A PUBLIC FIGURE!!!”
by Levandrius August 16, 2019

“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
by psychopsychedelic August 4, 2019

The act of putting your foot into your asshole while simultaneously sucking your own cock, thus making a figure 8 with your body.
by jemalkins August 2, 2016

one who partakes in the sport of figure skating and is an extremely sexy performer when they take the ice. "if figure skating were easy, they'd call it hockey"
by sheils August 12, 2005

by funyun January 14, 2009

A person who is considered to be lesser then a friend.
Someone who does not hold value to you as a friend, but you still communicate with them by social media means or even by face to face contact.
Someone who does not hold value to you as a friend, but you still communicate with them by social media means or even by face to face contact.
This situation involves 3 people: Person 1, Person 2 , and Person 3. Person 1 is speaking to person two in this scenario
Person 1: I would be very upset and would care a lot if Person 3 did not speak with me anymore, however if Person 2 did not speak to me, I would not care because they are a figure on a screen to me and not an actual friend.
Person 1: I would be very upset and would care a lot if Person 3 did not speak with me anymore, however if Person 2 did not speak to me, I would not care because they are a figure on a screen to me and not an actual friend.
by texasindian May 18, 2018
