Fifa wank

When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.

I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.

by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019

fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011

Fifa goal

A goal that occurs in the fifa video game series in which the ball inadvertently is deflected by the goalie directly to an opposing forward in scoring position.

Matty: Did you see that golazo Cron just ripped?
Doug: Ya really great fifa goal faggot.
Matty: Wow, bad friend.

by SmokeydaBear May 25, 2009

FIFA 22

The worst game in existence that is made by a useless company that exploits their community's passion for the sport.

The gameplay is the most utterly depressing experience you will have in life and you will regret the day you took your first breath.

The FIFA Community is very toxic due to the environment EA has created with their game and we all hate ourselves.

Person One: "Have you pre ordered the new Fifa?"

Person Two: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to constant aids."

FIFA 22 - The game to play when you want to punish yourself

by WhenIsItGoingToEndRobbie? April 17, 2021

strip fifa

every time u score a goal u strip

man:hey emma lets play strip fifa

emma:ok

tv: gooall
man: take ur top off!!

by striping August 8, 2014

fifa material

Any kind of soccer activity performed in real life, that is worthy of being from a video game. A soccer move so good it looks as if it came from the video game Fifa.

- Bro that shot you had at yesterdays game was fifa material.
- Yeah it was a snipe, no doubt.

by fifaboy333 November 5, 2009

Fifa minutes

The phenomenon that occurs whenever you have played Fifa for so long that the rest of your life is measured in Fifa minutes.

Oh shit, I have to be at work in 30 Fifa minutes.

Just put that lean cuisine in the microwave for like 20 Fifa minutes.

by Glockomole May 25, 2009