by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019
when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.
i was fifa-bating over my goal last night
by fifa-king1 May 30, 2011
A goal that occurs in the fifa video game series in which the ball inadvertently is deflected by the goalie directly to an opposing forward in scoring position.
Matty: Did you see that golazo Cron just ripped?
Doug: Ya really great fifa goal faggot.
Matty: Wow, bad friend.
Doug: Ya really great fifa goal faggot.
Matty: Wow, bad friend.
by SmokeydaBear May 26, 2009
The worst game in existence that is made by a useless company that exploits their community's passion for the sport.
The gameplay is the most utterly depressing experience you will have in life and you will regret the day you took your first breath.
The FIFA Community is very toxic due to the environment EA has created with their game and we all hate ourselves.
The gameplay is the most utterly depressing experience you will have in life and you will regret the day you took your first breath.
The FIFA Community is very toxic due to the environment EA has created with their game and we all hate ourselves.
Person One: "Have you pre ordered the new Fifa?"
Person Two: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to constant aids."
FIFA 22 - The game to play when you want to punish yourself
Person Two: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to constant aids."
FIFA 22 - The game to play when you want to punish yourself
by WhenIsItGoingToEndRobbie? April 17, 2021
by striping August 08, 2014
Any kind of soccer activity performed in real life, that is worthy of being from a video game. A soccer move so good it looks as if it came from the video game Fifa.
by fifaboy333 November 06, 2009
The phenomenon that occurs whenever you have played Fifa for so long that the rest of your life is measured in Fifa minutes.
Oh shit, I have to be at work in 30 Fifa minutes.
Just put that lean cuisine in the microwave for like 20 Fifa minutes.
Just put that lean cuisine in the microwave for like 20 Fifa minutes.
by Glockomole May 24, 2009