Fakers

Fans that cheer for the Lakers only because they are relevant. The fans have no connection to the city of Los Angeles or California.

Why are the Memphis Grizzlies getting booed on their own court...must be the all the Fakers in the building tonight.

by Rick James Mom February 25, 2011

Feaker

A term to define a long and skinny external male sex organ. Opposite of a choad.

By God! That's a feaker!

by Peach1234 September 13, 2010

Christian Faker

one who goes to church for the free food, and the fun, not for jesus or the bible.

Jack is such a christian faker! I saw him put 5 bagels in his backpack at sunday service.

by thatchristiankid_51 October 24, 2010

Mother faker

When a Mother fakes being supportive, happy, excited or any other emotion in order to up left a child or to make the child believe life is normal. Most commonly praticed during a school event or holiday.

My Father died on December 15th and then I was a Mother faker for Christmas that year.

by Aunt Chrissy July 19, 2010

flaker

Someone who flakes

You flaker, why'd you bail out last minute

by Peter August 12, 2003

Moment faker

someone that shares a moment with someone, usually leading one to believe there is something between them, then claims that said moment never happened.

girl: awwwwwwwwwwww
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!

by rob02825 December 22, 2007

fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011