fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches

That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

fertile ground

Ejaculating into the dirt or rocks while hiking or camping.

I took Jessica up to the cascades and got fertile ground after a hike.

by Trophy boi January 20, 2024

Fertile

When you are extremely horny and willing to have copious amounts of sex.

Bro I’m so fertile right now!

by FertileMike August 14, 2021

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

looking fertile

In the Uk this is used describe an attractive person and mot commonly women

“That gyal is looking fertile innit”

by Badgyaliris September 10, 2022