Fernell

Very different from any other guy really one of a kind man very smart most competitive sexiest man to ever walk the face of the earth don't cross a fernell you'll regret it ! A fernell gives his all to there's no more to give loves like no other you'll ever encounter 'A fernell is simply unlike anyone

Tammy:What's his name ? Jasmine:Fernell. Tammy:never heard that name before. Jasmine:Thats because it's one of a kind.

by Kelander June 18, 2018

Funnel News

News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.

She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.

by natsue April 27, 2017

chunnel funnel

The tube or apparatus used to chunnel.

"Simon, please clean the chunnel funnel when we're done using it."

by softg August 15, 2007

Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

by tastercakes July 3, 2011

Hungarian Funnel Cake

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.

Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

by Alvin Vinopoulos May 24, 2022

funnel cake

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries

So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(

by ll4m4 October 25, 2006

cock funneler

Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.

-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...

by Nasty-Nate March 16, 2008