fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

fender bunny

female passenger on a harley

the defining deference between a fender bunny and an old lady is, the quality of the seat. the bunny gets the stick on tea bag for a seat or a bare fender, and it's a ride or a date. old lady has earned a proper seat made fer 2.

by Ez Rider July 27, 2006

fondleberries

nuts; testicles; gonads

..and beckham took a nasty kick to the fondleberries there, he's curled up like a cat in front of the fire

by martin g April 2, 2003

fondled

To have your junk inappropriately touched.

He/She fondled my junk.

by Junk Lovers December 20, 2009

fender

1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.

2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.

3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome

1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.

2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)

3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.

by MoheakanMidgit August 27, 2007

Fender bender

A weekend in which you go ridiculously hard for no reason. A bender without anything lit to prompt it.

Bro why were you so drunk at the library yesterday?
I was on a total fender bender

by huyrealcool March 18, 2019

Fender

The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.

Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...

by Smithers23 August 26, 2013