Falcon Kick

verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"

noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick

Cpt. Falcon: "FALCON KICK!"

Announcer: "GAME!"

by Xenomorph42Q May 14, 2008

Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009

Facon

Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).

"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."

by Robert Del Fonté January 6, 2008

falcone

A Stunning site, a very rare occasion that people are in the presence of a Falcone.

Holy Fuck!, your a Falcone!

by Trevinnnnnboyyyy January 7, 2009

Falcon bum

The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.

Carl: Oops! Dropped the soap.
Captain Falcon: FALCON BUM!!!!

by Jonas45646 April 29, 2008

Tomika Falcon

Tom Felton. An ugly musty transphobe. He has a dog named willow that we need to save ASAP! He also has an obsession with Emma Watson.

Emma: Help! Tomika Falcon is trying to break into my house!
Tomika stans: No! He’s just uuhh... is out of sugar give it to him!
Emma: No! I won’t give sugar to that ugly transphobe!

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 24, 2021

Millenium Falcon

A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.

by Will-M February 10, 2009