big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Fat Fest

A sacred holiday and annual event, occurring on the night before Thanksgiving wherein a group of honored guests and loved ones gather around at a local White Castle.

They then challenge each other to a competition as to who can eat more White Castle burgers. Cheese is optional but does not adjust your score; consume cheese at your own risk.

At Fat Fest 08, Andy won with 21 White Castles, and at Fat Fest 07, Stolis won with 20 burgers.

by AKlim November 25, 2009

fat friend theory

the theory that states all hot chicks have a fat friend. also see wingman

the fat friend theory is almost always true.

by jmobley October 5, 2006

Fat Friendly

An outfit that makes a heavier person seem thinner

That shirt is not fat friendly I can see your muffin top.

by jlion31685 December 10, 2010

Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.

My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.

by Stephan J. August 18, 2014

Fatty Mc Fat Fat Fatty Fat Dog Fat

A huge dog that people let get overweight. If it can stand up then nobody will ever break into your house.

Qwerty: "My dad has a friend with a fatty mc fat fat fatty fat dog fat."

Asdf: "Holy shit, can it walk?"

Qwerty: "No, so he has to get carried up the stairs to the house. He's really nice though."

by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008

fat fuck

a person who is horizontally challenged or over weight.

"yo get up off o dat chair you fat fuck"
"leave my food alone you've had enough you fat fuck"

by MC SHITHEAD May 26, 2005