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Get the farking mug.An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada
Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.
by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008
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Get the penis farkle mug.A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.
Those patch cables are an absolute fankle
Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle
Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle
by VeeTwin November 29, 2007
Get the fankle mug.Someone lacking the wit necessary for the SomethingAwful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. Poor spelling, poor Photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. It's also essential that you don't mind seeing the same retarded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven't seen a new joke in years, and wouldn't recognize one if it showed up.
You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.
You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.
"Did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? Word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he's become a farker."
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