fappOr

a wankOr

someone that spends too much time hassling women on the inturdnet..

by fugginbiatch November 8, 2003

Fabiolicious

One who sports long untied hair and enjoys the looks he receives about it ....

the Fabio stance is a good example !

while walking in the wind I noticed that my buddy looked Fabiolicious !

by Agent Orange Blossom December 11, 2010

fapocracy

A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.

John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.

by AMOTION March 21, 2014

FABIOLA

COOLEST AND MOST AMAZING PERSON

DUDE, YOU ARE SO FABIOLA!!!

by bestmanoftheworld November 19, 2019

FAPOP

Fine Ass Piece of Pizza

Jezz, Emi you are one FAPOP.

by Notarealperson12345 February 24, 2020

Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

Walmart Fabio

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women

Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.

by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019