fandango

A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.

This TV show is the fandango!

by Phil December 31, 2003

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

Fandango

When a male receives a hand job from a person wearing a brown paper bag on their hand a la the famous TV commercials

I just got a fandango last night and now I have five paper cuts.

by Gammakill December 23, 2008

fandango

My best friend Nick...

We like to call Nick "Fandango" for no real reason.

by Alec Heffler March 20, 2005

fandango

some one who takes a long crap.

I took a big fandango.

by Alex May 13, 2005

Fandango

A code word for "orgasm".

"Lucy would you like a fandango?"
" Yes i would like a fandango."
(plural)
"Lucy would you like many fandangos?"
"Baby are you fandangoing?"

by aliciaisradtwice April 21, 2006

fandango

Some complicated story or line, usually a lie, told by a gay guy or woman, to explain why he or she is late.

Beeaaitch, your story about your chihuahua eating your pancake make-up is total fandango!

by aaron atlas February 22, 2005