Falling into the vortex

One's inability to steer one's focus away from certain web sites known for containing large amounts of snippets of entertaining content or having exceedingly high link density, such as Wikipedia, IMDB, Urban Dictionary, or TV Tropes. Typically, snapping out of this trance requires a powerful external stimulus, such as hunger, fatigue, a nagging significant other/family member, or a power outage.

Man, I was looking up Johnny Depp's new movie at work the other day on IMDB and I totally felt myself falling into the vortex. I didn't climb out until my boss walked in.

Guy 1: Don't bother trying to talk to him. He's fallen into the vortex.
Guy 2: Well, he hasn't eaten or slept in about 20 hours, so he's bound to come out of it soon.

by fonsui July 26, 2011

falling into a manhole

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.

becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!

by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011

falling into struggle

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/|\ --> struggle
/\

A drawing of a stickman leaning/falling into struggle.

by Bruh_M0ment August 28, 2023

intelligent falling

1) Falling intelligently because gravity is a theory cannot be explained.
2) Gravity version of intelligent design.

Apples fall from the tree because of intelligent falling. God palmed the tree so hard.
It's also the reason why we don't die.

by creationisthater December 15, 2015

my intestines are falling out

their intestines are falling out

Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023