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Black Friend Fallacy

When a non-black person justifies their racism or insensitivity by claiming they have a black friend in order to prove they aren't racist.
Note: Black Friend is not a valid counterargument to accusations, thus, fallacy.
White dude: Hey, what's up my n***a?
Person: Dude, you're white, you can't say that!
White dude: No it's fine, my black friends say it's okay!!
Person: Bruh, you're using the black friend fallacy
by geckolord April 17, 2020
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Tiny Hitler Fallacy

A moral dilemma, in which a person is asked how they would respond to coming across an apple on the ground. The twist is, the apple in fact contains a miniature Hitler inside of it.
How would you react?
"I brought up the Tiny Hitler Fallacy when I was talking to Brandon last night, and he didn't know how to respond!"
"I can see why, the Tiny Hitler Fallacy always leaves me completely stumped!"
by MJFelton April 14, 2022
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Fagacy

Shane has a fagacy
by Shane Gaylord May 17, 2019
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mathematical fallacy

Nerds like to use this when they procrastinate.
The mathematical fallacy 2 = 1 is a classic one, guess which step is incorrect:

Let x = y.
Multiply by x: x² = xy.
Subtract y²: x² − y² = xy − y².
Factorize: (x − y)(x + y) = y(x − y).
Divide by (x − y): x + y = y
Because x = y, replace all x's with y's: y + y = y
Simplify: 2y = y
Divide by y: 2 = 1

Did you see the incorrect step? Spoiler alert: it's the fifth one; you can't divide by (x − y), as that equals 0 (because x and y are equal), and you can't divide by zero.
by Lakitu's Cloud December 10, 2014
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true fallacy

A fallacy that is meaningful irrespective of the truthiness of subjectivity's premises because the subjective precedes the objective on the line of time.

A fallacy that must be treated as meaningful and therefore real because the subjective vector universally points toward truth whereas the object-vector does so exclusively specifically.
A true fallacy is true regardless of its premises ie. meaning CREATES reality a la Kant.
by sandraxine July 30, 2018
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kyno fallacy

kyno fallacy: the idea that calling a random ass fallacy will instantly make your point right or will make you win the argument
*twitter screenshot*: "anime is supposed to be perfect, but black people ruin that"

denzel: hes not 100% wrong

harry: thats racist bro

denzel: STRAWMAN FALLACY!!!!!!

harry: how is that a strawman? sounds like the kyno fallacy to me
by hasbrooo May 2, 2022
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Hivemind Fallacy

The false assumption that a person who belongs to some arbitrary group definition must therefore think like the stereotypical archetype of that group.
"Just because he's from California doesn't mean he subscribes to its politics; that's just a hivemind fallacy."
by BadTimeToGetLost March 21, 2023
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