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funnel cake

To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!
by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005
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Funnel Arm

When your arm looks like a funnel because you're a weak little bitch. Look in a mirror at your profile - if you don't see any seperations, striations or definition and your arm smoothly tapers from your shoulder to your wrist...yep, you've got a bad case of funnel arm. Generally brought on by complete lack of strength, total avoidance of the gym and being generally a fat blob.
What was he thinking when he put on that cutoff shirt? Someone should tell him to cover up those weak ass funnel arms. Dude needs to hit the gym, that's just embarrassing.
by funnel arm February 19, 2008
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funnel-cake

I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.
by fishmonger August 25, 2005
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funnel fucker

a slut that roots guys..... she doesnt root cocks ...SHE FUCKS THEM!
hey mum, i heard u last night, ur a reaL FUNNEL FUCKER
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Funnel cake

When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)
by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 22, 2011
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funnel cake stand

A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.

Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.

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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!

Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
by gingitsune23 June 25, 2010
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funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks
guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
by champion of friendship July 1, 2011
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