kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019

Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths

Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "

by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022

Fritter

Fritter is a random guy who likes cheese.

Lars: "This Cheese is just freaking amazing".
Carl: "you are such a Fritter right now"

by TheRealShrimplyPepples January 8, 2018

fritter

1.Someone who finesses the opposing sex
2.Doing something extreme
3. In contrast, doing something non-extreme
4. In addition to a person, place, thing, or idea

1."Damn did you hook up with her?"
"Yeah man"
"Such a fritter"

2."Can't believe you cheated on your test... You're such a fritter!"
3. "You couldn't even say hey to her? Wow you're such a fritter!"
4. "What's up Klaus fritter"

by BigFishInASmallConch May 20, 2015

Country Fritter

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.

Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!

by pow3rup^ January 29, 2022

Fritter

A pussy, someone who is just talks a lot of shit but cant back it up in any way

Fuckin' Jake, he said to meeting him behind the gym but doesn't turn up what a fritter.

by GiraffeGuyGold August 21, 2017