Friendstigator

A person who is constantly pushing you into a relationship he or she knows will be a good fit for you.

Dude 1 - "You are my best friend. You know that right?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah, you too."
Dude 1- "We should be thankful for Jay. He was such a
friendstigator. He was the only person to know we would be a good fit and have a bro-mance."

Girl 1 - "Jenny needs to stop trying to set me up for drinks
with Gabby! Dang!"

Girl 2 - " I know! She is such a friendstigator!"

by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011

Friendshrink

(N) An overly indoctrinated psychologist or psychiatrist (slang: shrink) that responds to make friends at every problem that is shared with him. Probably watched at least 3 seasons of MLP, a portmanteau of the words "friendship" and "shrink".

Example 1:
Person: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF
Friendshrink: make a friend, he will give you the arm you need!
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Person: MY MOTHER HAS BEEN KILLED, WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO??!
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will be the mother you lost
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Person: I AM DONE WITH IT ALL, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND END IT
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will emphasize with your sadness and perhaps kill himself with you!

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Example 2:
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: *proceeds to show an entire essay against it*
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: but I answered-
Friendshrink: You need friends, I am giving you helpful advice
Person: I told you why it's not good for me
Friendshrink: ...
Friendshrink: You need friends.

by ryancflam December 1, 2019

Friendcierge

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.

So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.

by suzgirl October 30, 2021

whore friender

When a male "friends" a female on facebook who has a slutty profile picture.

I was was looking at a guy friends' facebook friends list, and saw several slutty girl's profile pictures. And I called him a whore friender.

by CC. Dixon May 29, 2010

Friendsexual

A guy who has many friends that are girls and usualy hangs around them alot. Secretly he wants to date them but does not have the balls too ask any of them out. Sometimes these people are mistaken as gay.

Guy 1: "Justin hangs out with so many chicks, he is so lucky."

Guy 2: "It doesn't matter cuz he's friendsexual."

Guy 1: "Loser..."

by MT+Tiny-t May 4, 2009

Friendervention

Friendervention (Noun): A friend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of a friend's friendship with you, or the friendship of a friend with another friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Friendervene)

Amanda staged the friendervention to help prevent Mikela from being sucked into Jenny's black vortex.

by JLKRed September 1, 2009

Friendaversary

A long lasting friendship between two friends on the day they met. It is like an anniversary, but you add the word friend to it.

Friend #1: hey guess what it is our friendaversary.
Friend #2: cool so do you want a picnic at my house, or we could go see a movie.

by Harmon queen B January 13, 2017