orange mocha frappacino

A joke used as yet another Starbucks beverage for the purpose of momentary caffeine/sugar high.

From the comedy, Zoolander. Quoted when Derik was feeling blue, so his buddies suggested "Orange Mocha Frappacinos!!" as the obvious cure for his sorrow. Has underlying commentary on the ever-growing Starbucks franchise and world domination factor of the company and a sugar/caffeine-driven lifestyle. Also suggests the trendiness of Starbucks, such that all the cool people (ie male models) drink coffee at Starbucks, duh!

My dog just died. Boo hoo. Time to pay $10 for some orange mocha frappacino!!

by flo123 August 27, 2005

FLAPPUCCINO

A Starbucks induced queef.

My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.

by Candy Apple June 14, 2008

Crappuccino

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

frappuccinhoe

Variant of coffee lovin' hoe; acts like a hoe when shouldn't act like one. Closely resemblance to macchiahoe

The frappuccinhoe strikes again, being a hoe while ordering at the counter.

by ElectroHunk August 31, 2021

frapuccino

Starbucks cold/frozen coffee.

I didn't sleep last night. I'm running on frapuccino right now.

by skorpion9x October 18, 2003

Crappuccino

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.

Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."

by Silverfoxo June 26, 2017

Flapuccino

The female version of Teabagging.

Mary performed the flapuccino maneuver of Kate during oral.

by 45-70 June 28, 2022