Cornicating

Engaging in sexual intercourse with corn, generally of the "on the cob" variety.

We can't take Arnold to the farm... if you take one step away from him, he'll be cornicating himself in the butthole.

by Kohan Rhera June 7, 2018

Fawnicating

Fawnication verb: The act of idolising the latest Woke bandwagon.

All the newspapers were fawnicating over the latest woke trend.

by stephenroi June 10, 2021

fasnicating

FASCINATING:

A word to describe extreme excitement, only spelled completely wrong!!!

It's FASNICATING to me that Ed Ross uses a phone that doesn't take advantage of spell check!

by Spell Check August 1, 2021

fornication vacation

A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.

Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.

by justinbeansimp July 16, 2022

Fornicationship

When you're not claiming youre in a relationship but you have sex and have relationship expectations.

Craig and Stephanie "aren't together" but she sure acts like they are......they are in a fornicationship

by Pocahontas2022 October 8, 2022

Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...

Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"

by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008