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Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins
Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.
by 129876543 June 2, 2015
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spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.
by Giant Peach November 19, 2005
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Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.
1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.
by fork90210 October 2, 2009
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awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.
Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.
by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010
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Dounut Forking

(Commonly happens in the Ghettos)
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.
Hey, did you see what happened to that guy in Newark? A ton of Dounut Forking happened to his Prius last night!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
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A Forking Banana

It’s a word to adentify somthing bad. Often used as a better alternative to a sver word.
Bill -“did you see that movie a talkt about”

Frank -“ ye, it was like a forking banana”

Bill -“Frank, i don’t think it’s a good idea that we be friends anymore “

Frank -“you were all ways a forking banana Bill”
by Kaptenkalsipp February 20, 2018
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Cold-forking

Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
by tabintoeth May 26, 2018
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