Fedor

Fedor Emelianenko, a Russian heavyweight MMA champion, AKA The Last Emperor. Fedor has a 29-1 fighting record and his only loss was to Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via a severe cut above Fedor's right eye resulting in a TKO. Fedor is the most well-rounded fighter in MMA and I seriously doubt he will be defeated any time soon.

Fedor is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Fedor.

by scuzzlebutt4 March 29, 2009

fedorable

Fabrics that chafe the inner thigh and lower buttock.

Doris switched over to thongs, because there was none of the danger she usually faced with more fedorable materials, and it caused all the gentlemen at the senior buffet to give her a second look.

by McCains depends February 17, 2008

Fedor

The Russian mf every girl wants in the class. He is popular and has a MASSIVE cock.

Maria: Omg Fedor fucked me yesterday!!
Jessy: innit

by emmaUwU April 16, 2019

fedorable

something that tastes great when boiled. A Canuck delicacy.

The Lafleur family sat down to a fedorable dinner of boiled cabbage.

by Francois Mitterand February 19, 2008

fedorable

able to withstand large amounts of bullshit. The person is often the one in a group who gets the low down on a situation.

Jesse was disagreeable, but certainly fedorable. Whenever someone was telling us lies, her bullshit meter went on high alert. Jesse always got the best drugs, and was never busted.

by the monkeys paw February 14, 2008

felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.

Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.

by antix June 12, 2014

fedorkoed

When someone butts into a conversation half way through, and annoys the living fuck out of the participants.

That dude totally fedorkoed you!

by Kratosxerxes July 25, 2014