fatted up

When you fornicate obese women.

Carlos just fatted up by Rosie O' Donnell.

by Rolando McGee October 30, 2009

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

fartador

Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.

That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

by quik406 August 10, 2010

Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

by lavibot February 18, 2014

free farter

One who lets farts fly without any attempt to conceal them.

Grandma has no shame about dropping loud farts, even when she has visitors over. She's a free farter.

by Big Nu March 11, 2012

Shided and farded and camed

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition

Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

by FARD TIME June 17, 2018