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Falcon fuck

Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.

Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
by fornicatia January 11, 2010
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Agnry Faic

"Agnry Faic" is a popular emoticon on many forums. The exact origins of the modern "Agnry Faic" (Angry Face) are unknown, but it is probably older than one would expect.
DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU MY AGNRY FAIC!!
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>:C
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by Agnry Faic June 11, 2006
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Falco

Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "Amadeus", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "Amerika" and "Der Kommissar" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.
Falco was the coolest Austrian musician since Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
by hanneslive January 2, 2009
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Falcon Fist

A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.
Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
by Cockdriller April 5, 2010
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Maltese Falcon

Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
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Falcon

When you see a good looking lass in public, ‘Falcon’ is used as a codeword between you and your mates to show that you find them attractive or sexy.
F*** me sideways look at that FALCON!
by KB007 December 28, 2019
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