When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.
Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!
by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 23, 2011
Get the face-plant mug.A /faceplamm/ is a 'facepalm'qv moment wherein the fail being reacted to is of such enormity that basic fine motor control has broken down and the reactor is reduced to mashing the keys without being able to correctly count or sequence the letters of the word. Coined by mordac.
<Person A> See, for instance, 2g1c
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)
by imipak June 18, 2011
Get the faceplamm mug.A UK chat community populated by losers looking for a date over the internet, or people who spend every waking hour of their life talking to their buddies who they have never met. To add insult to injury the actual chat client is the buggiest piece of shit I have ever used. It makes getting into your desired chatroom an absolute chore due to the glitchy 20-user limit. (for example, if you can't get into a chatroom because it's full, then it suddenly drops, you still can't get in because it's broken)
The true geeks buy into FP's "Cool Tools", a small upgrade to FP accounts where you can use new icons, see who rated you a gimp, etc. Only the biggest idiot will actually use these tools to good effect - it's a chatroom, I really could care less about what icon I have next to my name. If I want my own icon and customized profile i'll just log onto AIM, thank you very much.
The true geeks buy into FP's "Cool Tools", a small upgrade to FP accounts where you can use new icons, see who rated you a gimp, etc. Only the biggest idiot will actually use these tools to good effect - it's a chatroom, I really could care less about what icon I have next to my name. If I want my own icon and customized profile i'll just log onto AIM, thank you very much.
neo_tranz: well no id rather not waste my breathe...but thanks
bert_sykes2: breath?
bert_sykes2: it's a chatroom
bert_sykes2: you type
bert_sykes2: you don't speak
neo_tranz: how clever of u to notice
bert_sykes2: breath?
bert_sykes2: it's a chatroom
bert_sykes2: you type
bert_sykes2: you don't speak
neo_tranz: how clever of u to notice
by DCI December 17, 2004
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