This is said to be performed by having your friend place both his palms on your hands, then performing a double facepalm. It takes practice and careful coordination to perform properly.
Not much else is known about the elusive quadruple facepalm, other than it killed it's creator: Hans Garfludeldorf (the same man who once constructed an entire castle out of duct-tape). He attempted to perform the quadruple facepalm without the aid of another person; he died from blunt trauma to the face. Since then, few have dared attempt the quadruple facepalm by themselves for fear of their lives.
Not much else is known about the elusive quadruple facepalm, other than it killed it's creator: Hans Garfludeldorf (the same man who once constructed an entire castle out of duct-tape). He attempted to perform the quadruple facepalm without the aid of another person; he died from blunt trauma to the face. Since then, few have dared attempt the quadruple facepalm by themselves for fear of their lives.
Me and my friend saw this guy I know run up to an officer, stoned out of his mind and naked, and punch him in the face while screaming, "I wanna have your babies!". My friend and I performed the Quadruple Facepalm, because the guy failed so epically at life.
by Legnug January 23, 2011
Get the Quadruple Facepalm mug.Stronger than "facepalm". When you cover your face with both your hands in extreme frustration or disappointment. Usually written between asterisks in online conversations.
- Hey there, did you finally get that DVD I asked you for?
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*
by d4ml4n February 11, 2009
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tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
by TaintedMustard October 17, 2009
Get the tactical facepalm mug.The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.
Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010
Get the Cleveland Facepalm mug.'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson
*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson
*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson
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Person 2: r/facepalm You fucking idiot.
Person 2: r/facepalm You fucking idiot.
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Get the r/facepalm mug.A Peek-a-boo Facepalm is when it becomes so bad you have to peek to make sure it was really that bad.
I was with a friend and he did a trick on his bike and faceplanted...I had to do a Peek-a-boo Facepalm.
by Navaih June 5, 2010
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