F.L.A.P.S

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.

Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!

by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008

S.A.F.U.

An old school army term, short for 'Situation All Fucked Up'. It is meant to be said fast, like in combat or radio chat; -pronounced as one word; sah'fuu

Officer: Whats happening out there?
Soldier: S.A.F.U. sir!

by Michail June 11, 2006

T.F.S.A.F.B

Stands for two faced stupid ass fucking bitch.

Karen: *does anything relatively retarded*
You and your bestie: *talking about how much you both hate her*
You: Karen is such a t.f.s.a.f.b I fucking hate her.

by Jess.exists.like.everyone.else August 8, 2019

L.A.F.S.S.

(Love At First Sight Syndrome) a disability that makes you fall in love easily.

"I met your mother due to my L.A.F.S.S."

by C. Sterling December 14, 2019

S.A.F.

SAF stands for: Single And Free

Ex: Looking for S.A.F. encounter

by Melissa G.R. August 4, 2007

S.A.F.K

Socially Awkward Fat Kid

that fuctard over there is such a S.A.F.K

by the sarcastic zebra December 31, 2010

s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne

John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!

by Khyo January 19, 2014