...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006

Elton John

Reginald Kenneth Dwight "Elton John". Is an amazingly talented Piano Player. He is highly respected by millions. Others choose to hate him, because he is a Homosexual. Personally, I don't think that his sexual orientation effects his talent to play the piano. Everyone knows atleast one famous Elton John song; Elton John is a legend.

Some songs by Elton John are, Your Song, Candle in the Wind, Circle of Life, Rocket Man, Tiny Dancer. Just to name a few.

by Mildew June 28, 2006

elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John.

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

eaton

an englishman with an inclination to be a gangsta in every situation. Often used as a term of endearment.

Did you SEE that eaton? My my, what a gangsta!

by todd eaton March 30, 2005

Elton

An intellectually gifted, talented, and skillful person, who is extremely kind, caring, and talented. He's not very tall but sure as hell low-key funny and has a great smile. He's strong and very well builted. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.

OMG you look; Elton like.

by Lighthouse April 24, 2017

Wet Elton

Licking your finger and inserting it into someone's anus

Thanks for the Wet Elton, Craig.

by Tyler Carpenter September 29, 2005