exam neck

that ache in your neck because you've been looking down for so long, usually occurs when sitting long exams.

Dude that history exam gave me one hell of an exam neck!

by Paul Heffernan January 22, 2008

Examorexia

An exam related mental illness that involves the subject revising between 6-12 hours a day under the impression that they aren’t revising enough. This belief forces them to revise more and more but enforces said belief.

This illness is usually seen in Teenagers sitting/about to sit exams.
symptoms can include;

Lack of social life.
Fustration.
Unquenchable need to constantly revise.
Despair.

Dude 1 "i was gonna go over my girlfriend's and get blotto last night but i couldn't cos she has examorexia!"
Dude 2 "tough break dude!"

Hot girl 1: I've been working so long today but it isnt enough!
Hot guy 1: looks like you're examorexic Baby!

by Fritzle May 29, 2009

Testicles Exam Line

A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.

Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

mam-exam

n. A breast examination
n. any sort of womanly exam

oh no!!! i'm late for my mam-exam. my gyno is going to kill me!!!!

by panda puffin July 3, 2010

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion)

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.

Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.

by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006

exastrophation

To widen or open up

Alex wanted to exastrophate Zuri's anus
Exastrophation is the key to a happy homosexual relationship

by Siegfried Kircheis' Buttocks January 26, 2021

Final Exam

A packet of paper that basically means if you don't get an 90 or above, you're retarded.

Teacher: Time to take a final exam children!
Students: Fuck you nigga I'm God!

by The Ruteneers June 14, 2013