Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

Buddy Everett

Bum. Taker from children

That’s a buddy everett ass move Jenky mf

by Penile wrinkle April 28, 2020

Everett

an awkward cringe preteen boy who likes anime and is total cringe. do not talk to him or he will get you into a cringe whirlpool. he is so sassy and says the cringiest things like a pick-me girl and is like, so cringe. also he has cool hair!!! everyone will think he is so cool like omg!!!!

Person 1: omg is that Everett the anime loving boy?
Person 2: yeah I like his hair but he's so awkward

by MOWWY.stalker November 2, 2022

everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.

Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog

by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020

Everett flomo

A thick Liberian man who likes little girls and snow bunnies

OMG its Everett flomo run for your life.
oh wait he has rage knees

by AllahAkbarbitch🕶️ May 4, 2022

everett

everett is the perfectest person ever and i love him more than anything.

i miss everett

by hpinkjjk June 11, 2022

Annabelle Everett

This is a person that is rude to their sibling and is loud and thinks that she/he is always right and doesn't know when to stop talking but somehow they get friends

Have you seen Annabelle Everett's brother? He's soo hawttt

by Xnjzjz July 4, 2019