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CL Luvs stupid ass got ethered on 11-05-07
by thatniggafresh November 27, 2007
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Eternavirgin

Similar to (some would say identical to) the permavirgin. An individual doomed to die without experiencing sexual intercourse. This can be caused by numerous factors, such as physical unattractiveness (see fugly and tubby) or emotional unattractiveness, hangups about sex brought on by religion or kooky parenting, poor body image, or lack of game. Usually, a combination of these is the root of the problem. Religious beliefs are sometimes used as an excuse for the person's continued virgin status, but this is merely a cop out, since true fundamentalist freaks get married as soon as possible so that they can have sex without burning in hell.

Telltale signs of the eternavirgin can include a deep interest in space opera or anime, attendance of sci-fi or fantasy-themed conventions, interest in cosplay, computer programming, mathematics, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Second Life, furry fandom, renfair, building model tanks or ships, etc. The eternavirgin often has poor hygiene and flatulence. Diet consists of ramen, jolt cola, and funyuns. Some eternavirgins however, are "nice guys" and may have a normal physical appearance, and may in fact have many female friends (all of whom have no interest in him sexually). Also, some are gay and can't come to terms with this fact. Note that not all of these conditions are mutually exclusive. For example, some eternavirgins are 1). geeky, 2). "nice guys", AND 3). self-hating, self-denying homosexuals. Aspies are also frequently eternavirgins. A few eternavirgins are genuinely asexual.

Note that the above information refers to the male variant of eternavirgin. Female eternavirgins CAN exhibit these traits, but much more often are just frigid and may be indistinguishable from normal (i.e., sex-having) females. Thus, female eternavirgins are much harder to spot. Discomfort when sex is being discussed may be a good way to ferret one out. Also, the subject owning more than two cats can be a sign. Like her male counterpart, the female eternavirgin may be homosexual and unable to accept this.

If an individual has hit age 30 and has never so much as gotten to first base, that person can consider himself a prime possibility for being an eternavirgin!
Kathy: "Oh, Frank's a great guy and I know that one day he'll find someone who thinks he's really special!" Rob: "Yeah, Frank the Eternavirgin? Sure, *chuckle*, as soon as he finds a girl who's into 320-pound, pimply-faced dudes who shower once a week, and who likes to listen to three-hour lectures of the merits of Battlestar Galactica versus Stargate Atlantis".
by nukleus June 10, 2008
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ethered

New slang, commonly found on forums online. Derived from ether.

Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones aka Nas (American Rapper) b.sept 14, 1973. Had an ongoing beef with fellow New York rapper Jay-Z. Which began from Memphis Bleek (Rapper affiliated with Jay-Z), having references to Nas from his debut album 'Coming of Age'

Nas retaliated in 1999 on his album, Nastradamus.

This carried on and the diss record, Ether, was released on Nas's album 'Stillmatic' in December 2001.

This diss track, is widely recognised as one of the best of it's kind throwing insults at Nas's rival left, right and centre.

This rivalry ended in 2005, where Jay-Z brought Nas onstage and they performed together.

Recently, Nas basically said on Kanye West's "We Major" track, that he's a free artist.

Early in 2006, he signed to Jay-Z's Rocafella music label.

Even though the rivalry ended, without violence, the term is still used. This is because is the raw energy and hatered they had for eachother.
Jay-Z got ethered!
- Most polls state that Nas won most votes

Tyson got ethered!
- Danny Williams knocked out Mike Tyson

Any situation where you think somebody won a battle, where it is open to discussion. But usually is only used when there is a clear cut winner.
by Rishi C May 17, 2006
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Eternal dirt nap

Death. Tango uniform. Extinction. Cessation of life. Passed on or passed over to the other side.
My grandpa, God rest his soul, is taking the eternal dirt nap.
by ExitRamp August 12, 2006
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

An insanely good movie starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. This movie is one of those "thinkers" that is confusing as anything until the last 10 minutes when you realize its one of the best movies ever made. It has so many facets to its brilliance that one wonders if the writers and actors are geniuses. A truley amazing movie that should be seen by EVERYONE!
Your the kind of person that would actually understand and appreciate "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" for its insane amazing-ness.
by muzikid89 April 24, 2005
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eTERRORIST

eTERRORISTS are people who create fear among other people online. eterrorists are known to practice terrorism, which takes many forms, such as beating you in a game, hijacking your CPU, frying your video card, spamming mics, hacking your IRC channels, and other evil things.
Kid please dont start shit before i take over your computer and blow it up right before your eyes
by Holla January 28, 2005
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COOM Eternal

A lifestyle that consists of nothing other than nonstop COOMING and DOOMING, the schedule of said lifestyle is broken down into 12 hours of COOMING and 12 hours of DOOMING per day; the average day goes as follows, 1 hour of playing a Doom game of any kind (Doom 3 doesn't count) followed by 1 hour of jacking off (usually to doom guy rule 34) this cycle continues until the next day and/or the next 10 years.
My man Henry been doing COOM Eternal for 6 years now, I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.
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