Suppository essay

An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.

Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.

by jman101 September 9, 2013

essay

1. A composition that is usually a few pages long.
2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.

I have to write another English essay today.

by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

essic

a really cool girl, probably very short and thicc. gets all the boys

wow i wish i was like essic

by coolste Person am Leben June 8, 2020

Essay

An essay is a long-winded response sent via text message. These long responses characteristically come from people who express interest in a text message conversation, although this interest is in some cases overzealous.

When you have to use four messages to fit everything into your text, you are writing an essay.

by textking June 18, 2009

bullshit essay

When your college term paper is due in less than an hour and you just decide to shit out whatever words come to mind first into a Word document and hope to get a decent grade.

Melania Trump wrote a bullshit essay to cover for her speech at the RNC 2016.

by TheWhiteBowser July 20, 2016

estian

A guy who is usually short, but also very strong. He is the leader of any group and always strive out to God. He is also funny and very good at sports. A complete genius!

Who is that leader? He must be a Estian.. I will vote for him.!

by Grasshopperq2 April 23, 2017

extended essay

A paper that an IB student has 2 years to write, assigned by a useless class called TOK or theory of knowledge. It has a 4000 word limit and can be written on anything the student likes. After a year of stressing about CAS hours, the TOK essay, IB orals, and endless work, the student relizes the paper is due the next day and must bullsh** his way through a 4000 word paper that is not in the subject (such as psychology, Biology etc)they chose. The paper is usually submitted to turnitin.com and is 99% copied because of the numerous incidences of plagerism found in the paper. This paper MUST be accepted by IB or you will NOT recieve the diploma and you wasted 2 years of your life and gave up your soul and have become a living zombie and will eventually become a crackwhore.

1.Shana- Hey lynn, why did you cut school today

Lynn- Because the extended essay was due today

Jesse- Steph, wats up with Igor, I heard plucked out his own eye balls

Steph- His extended essay was rejected by IB

by Shanabobana =] March 18, 2007