Tbell Erector

The satisfying feeling that one receives when knowing that TacoBell sells a $.99 burrito

padilla bear: "Dude did ya see!"
bill: "No man, whats up?"
padilla bear: "Tacobell has a new $.99 burrito!"
bill: "No way bro! That gave me a Tbell Erector"
padilla bear: "Same here man"

by snuffy3000 December 30, 2010

erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

by bt February 28, 2003

Erectoplasm

Ghost semen.

When I felt something on my face, I knew a ghost had blown his erectoplasm on me.

by Mijimena September 20, 2018

Erectoral Vote

Your Chinese US history teacher explaining the electoral college 'cuz we don't make 'em smart enough here

Dr Chang: The erectoral vote is how we erect pariticians to the presidency
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...

by smejb May 5, 2009

erectoral vote

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.

"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

erectum

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

by Your Best Idiot April 1, 2010

erectodysuria

pain experienced by a person while urinating in a state of erection; erectile dysuria.

I think most people would experience erectodysuria.

by uttam maharjan June 25, 2010