elastic heart

Sensitive to heartbreak/romance

When it comes to that special someone I have a elastic heart.

by Leansy January 5, 2016

dack elastic

Meaning the elastic in a pair of pants (shorts, trackpants etc).

My dack elastic needs fixing. (elastic may become streched and loose over a period of time or over use).

by NewSensation July 29, 2006

elastic man

A.K.A. Stevan Milosevich
well known to be able to have triple jointed fingers

stevan you really are the elastic man.

by JB clown November 4, 2003

Elastic Sisters

Noun. The name of a group of women who have had sex with a common man.

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers.

Suzie: "You had sex with John? Me too!"

Mary: "Elastic Sisters!"

by TallZack July 29, 2011

elastic asshole hascle

an extremely gay,chicken bucket headed,sperm burglaring,ass muncher.

The Elastic Asshole Hascle loves to play the rusty trumbone while pluging his asshole with living animals.

by mini may February 6, 2004

elastic vagina

A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it

The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!

by Homie D. Clown March 2, 2014

Elastic dick

Using excessive force to feel pleasure in your penis.

Damn son did you see the way he slammed his dick in the door??Halo got that elastic dick.

by Bresowaveeeyy July 14, 2016