Epsteinous

Someone who displays pedophilic behavior.

“That guy seems pretty epsteinous.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs May 15, 2024

Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.

"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"

by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025

Epsteined

Sexual position. When you just rape a girl you don’t know in a bathroom bar.

She was a freak last night. She got Epsteined. She loved it. Just playing hard to get

by DaddyDT February 25, 2024

Epsteined

When Mossad entraps and blackmails a politician, businessman, celebrity by providing them with underage children for sex.

Joe Biden got Epsteined so hard, he can't say anything against Israel.

by Rabby Schmooley April 4, 2024

Jeffrey Epstein

Someone paedophile who definitely didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

by Masihiun January 3, 2024

Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

Epstein Files

IF WE DO NOT GET THOSE FILES... IT IS BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS IMPLICATED BY THEM.

Hym "Under who's administration did Jeffery Epstein die mysteriously? I wonder. Maybe I'll make this my new hyperfixation. Where are those Epstein files? I say, leak them. Steal them. And if you HAVE to leak and steal them... Kill anyone on the list. Just kill them. They don't feel the need to give people due process. Just like Noah Kroll, it seems like the rich child molesters get a pass AND DEFENDED BY THE STATE... And then I get my shit stolen! It looks like child molestation isn't that big of a deal. I know I didn't molest and kids. But I will kill one if does get credited and paid. But! I will also kill the Epstein clients! So you don't have to. Get their names. Bring them to me. And I will saw their heads off. I'm a double edged sword. But I absolutely will stab some fucking kid if you do not credit and pay me."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025